#la smetto

[omarfor-orchestra]

Si sono inventati una specie di Instagram che hanno chiamato Instax tipo e un sito di porno spero almeno sia etico

[machiavellli]

il declino della qualità nella produzione musicale italiana è così triste😭😭

If the slytherins had socials…part XV

<- part XIV

-> part XVI soon

[pgfone]

E niente ragazzi, questa lente caleidoscopio della Lomo mi sta prendendo leggermente....

[ninna--nanna]

Me lo sento che a 50 anni sarò ancora sola con un bicchiere di vino in mano e gli altri felicemente sposati con figli.

[faceglitchsworld]

"Lo so che sei stanca, lo sono anch'io"

Gazzelle uno di noi stasera

[idettaglihere]

e comunque mi meriteri tutto ciò

[sainztander]

[omarfor-orchestra]

No vabbè come -

[i-am-a-polpetta]

indovina la mia era prefe

[theunbearablelightnessofbein]

I can't hear you

But I feel the things you say

[lovingtheshow]

E dopo questo vi condivido anche questo di video che penso tutti voi dobbiate conoscere e innamorarvene🤧🤧 (© prongsregvlus su tiktok)

[nonsmetteredicercarmi]

Buongiorno, so che non si è soliti fare appelli o richieste d'aiuto su questo social, ma è importante. Conoscete una ragazza di 0,72 anni?

[alexjcrowley]

You know what I am fucking tired of only talking about anglophone media on here

I am URGING everybody who sees this post to watch the I Can Quit Whenever I Want trilogy (in italian: Smetto quando voglio) and I am going to convince you to watch it because it's hilarious and it's good and its only sin is not being an american/british product. (Also I found out there's a Spanish movie inspired by it, but I am talking about the italian trilogy).

Take Breaking Bad. A college neurobiologist professor desperately needs money, so he decides to start making drugs. Because he is a genius, though, he creates a formula of a new drug that, being new, isn't technically illegal. You follow me?

Okay, now let's give it a Ocean's 11 twist. To create and sell these drugs, Neurobiologist Professor needs the help of a few friends. These friends are all brilliant laureates, with several PhDs, who, due to the corrupt state of Italian academia, are forced into minum wage jobs: you got two latinists working at a gas station, a chemist washing dishes at a Chinese restaurant, an anthropologist pretending to be an ignorant so he will get hired for low-budget jobs (yes, him having a degree in anthropology is actually making it harder for him to be hired), an archaeologist who supervises road work and, my personal favourite, an econmic professor who loses more than wins money at poker.

They're a bunch of disillusioned adults, well in their 40s, who were brilliant and were let down by their country's academia, that hires people based on political affiliation and recommendations rather than actual merits. All they're trying to do is better their pretty miserable lives and fuck the system that fucked them.

And that's just the premise of the first movie. It's a comedy, it's a mafia movie, it's a Shawshank Redemption parody, you got drugs, objectively badass villains, political humour, chases, jumping from moving trains, more and more wild characters adding up (all with their special academic field, you might as well create your OC based on your major). It's like if Guy Ritchie directed Breaking Bad but all of the characters were played by the male cast of The Office.

The third movie is one of the few movies that made me cry not at the end, but at the start. I don't even wanna spoil but there's a story of friendship and revenge for the ages. I could talk about it all day.

I want to be honest, these three movies aren't very politically correct- and I use the expression in a positive way. Sadly there are some stereotypes portrayed in the movies (the first especially), but I still think they're very valid products.

So please, please, even if it's not in English, give it a try. You won't regret it. Here's the link to watch it (there are subtitles in a lot of languages on this site, not just english)

Here you got the trailer

And here is the way the movie starts, I translated it in English.

"In Italy, a drug to be defined as such must be registered in the list of illegal molecules of the Ministry of Health. Cocaine, heroin, amphetamines, methadone, ecstasy and roughly 200 other molecules are part of that list. If a molecule is not in that table then you can produce it, you can take it, but above all you can sell it. At 24 I graduated in neurobiology with honors, I have a master's degree in computational neuroscience and one in molecular dynamics. In recent months I have formed a gang that manages a turnover of hundreds of thousands of euros, I am accused of manufacturing and dealing in drugs, armed robbery, kidnapping and attempted murder. My name is Pietro Zinni... and I'm a university researcher."

[lesolitecose]

Comunque vorrei troppo fare i capricci per almeno quattro ragioni:

Avrò il ciclo il giorno del mio compleanno.

Il mio compleanno non ricade di domenica ma di martedì.

Dovrò aspettare sabato perché in mezzo alla settimana tutti i miei amici lavorano.

Anche con il vestitino che ho comprato sembrerò una 🐋 a causa delle mie stupide ovaie (😭).

È una tragedia nella tragedia cit.

[vanbasten]

ipotesi cartello da portare a wembley martedì per farne fare cinque a berardi solo nel primo tempo

[binosaura]

Io non mangio le "bestie", ma le bestie siete voi.